Balls.
MSNBC - Moore watching his back after receiving threats: "Michael Moore will be surrounded by more than just fans at the screening of 'Fahrenheit 9/11' in Crawford, Texas tonight." Michael Moore's got a pretty big set if he's planning on showing up at the screening in Bush's favorite town. Does he know that everyone above the age of 2 (months) is packing heat down there?
Please tell me this is a joke
Dentist Allegedly Injected Semen Into Patients' Mouths - "Former employees of a dentist claim the man made female patients unwittingly swallow his semen during visits to his office in Cornelius.
Dr. John Hall is accused by the state dental board of violating dentistry's standard of care, engaging in immoral conduct, and committing sexual assault or battery.
Six former patients -- including a 14-year-old -- say he tricked them into swallowing his semen. A seventh claims he jumped on top of her in the dental chair and 'began to gyrate against her lower body in a sexual manner.'"
More about Ricky, if you're curious
Read this:
MSNBC - Williams followed his heart, like he should - "Narrow-minded folks, like Miami guard Seth McKinney, call him selfish. Cynics suggest he flipped or smoked too much pot. But none of those people really knows Williams or understands him."
Then read this:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5520163/ - "It always has been all about Ricky. And this is just another carefully choreographed move to verify his cherished independence. You know the type: They fancy themselves as shining lights in a dull, walk-in-step world. They try too hard to be unique. Instead of looking brave, they look foolish."
The truth comes out
MSNBC - Report: Dolphins' RB Williams to retire: "Williams told the Herald marijuana tests he failed had a minor influence on his decision, but were only one of many factors. In May, three South Florida newspapers reported that Williams tested positive for marijuana and faced a fine of at least $650,000 for violating the league's substance-abuse policy for a second time since joining the Dolphins."
Factor in the dreads, and it all makes sense. Ricky's quitting to be a stoner, which is all he ever wanted to be. He just wanted to make enough money so he never ever had to work to support his habit.
Haha "France," if that's your real name
GSD!
MSNBC - Allawi creates Iraq anti-terror force: "The new service, the General Security Directorate, 'will annihilate those terrorists groups, God willing' Allawi said during a news conference."
The General Security Directorate sounds pretty bad-ass. I love how all Muslims say everything's going to happen "God willing." Don't they know God only cares about baseball games and boxing matches?
But what was his motive?
MSNBC - Suspect in AltaVista hacking case works at Microsoft: "A Kirkland man arrested last week on allegations that he stole proprietary technology from the AltaVista search engine two years ago is a Microsoft Corp. employee who has been working on the Redmond company's MSN Search initiative." Hrrmmm...
