Ugh. Does this choice even need explanation. You go to Penny's and hit a FANTASTIC sale. You just couldn't believe you found a bed spread that matchs your curtains EXACTLY! And the unfinished wood department! You know how much money you just saved!? Uh oh, "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" comes on in 15 minutes. Better rush back to the cave. You know how you prefer your vasoline microwaved!